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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 05:11:07 pm »
tl;dr
I demand a summary!
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 07:35:51 pm »
I demand evidence.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 10:34:52 am »
GOBAL WORMING !?!?!? OH NO THE WORMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! lol
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 10:58:12 am »
tl;dr? What's with the worming?

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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 12:16:21 pm »
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 12:23:14 pm »
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 12:30:14 pm »
For those who can't(or won't) read, a prominent Global Warming research center was hacked into and many files and emails exposed showing how they have falsified evidence, suppressed evidence, threatened Global Warming critics with physical harm, encouraged boycotts of scientific journals because they employed a critic, etc.  Someone likened the atmosphere to a cult.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 01:38:48 pm »
if one person did it then obviously the whole world did it and al gore is their leader and he aims to destroy the world economy just for fun and also obama is a secret muslim nazi and friends with hitler

OMG, Jeff, don't tell me you buy into this, too.  Let me guess, you drive a giant full ton pick-up?
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 02:39:13 pm »
BTW I do think Al Gore is a bit of a fraud.  He has a lot of ideas about how to change climate and meanwhile he flies around in a private jet and lines his home's driveway with natural gas lanterns that burn all night.  So...

Here is the opposite type of educator.  This guy is awesome.  Dr. David Keith was a professor I was very lucky to have in the University of Calgary.  This video lecture of him at TED is awesome, but imagine listening to lectures like this for 70 minutes twice a week.  It was absolutely amazing and by far the best educational experience I ever had.

David Keith: A surprising idea for "solving" climate change


I should make it clear that, although he has some obvious personal opinions, he does an amazing job of remaining neutral during his lectures and sticks only to facts backed by data and explanation of what they mean.  We really had to drill him to ask for his opinion on things when we were interested.  He doesn't want to indoctrinate us, he wants us to be able to understand the science and politics.  This is WAYYY better than what Al Gore does (ie. ride a fork lift for dramatic effect).
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 02:58:54 pm »
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 06:03:07 pm »
I drive a car I can afford.  That's all you need to know.  As for my views on global warming, I keep a healthy skepticism on pretty much anything that makes a scientific claim.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2010, 04:48:06 am »
http://denisdutton.com/newsweek_coolingworld.pdf

Global Cooling, 1985.

If you look at charts of world temperature trends, it fluctuates. Rising and falling throughout history.

summary: This too, will pass.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 01:54:47 pm »
There are two prevailing effects from burning fossil fuels.

- The gaseous emissions, most notably carbon dioxide, increase the amount of gases in the atmosphere, which in turn makes the atmosphere's Greenhouse Effect more potent.  This causes Earth's surface to warm, especially at the north and south poles, which has been called Global Warming.  Gaseous emissions are produced from any and every combustion event.

- The particle emissions from dirtier energy sources rise up into the cloud layer and settle there.  The particles provide a platform on which very dense clouds form.  Understand that clouds ONLY form on airborne particles, and since we are doubling up the amount of air particulate, the clouds thrive.  The result is that there are more clouds today than 100 years ago, and they are measurably more dense.  This fact is obvious and clearly measurable, as the clouds block a lot of light and we get  a time average of 10-15% less light energy on the Earth's surface than we did about 50 years ago.  The effect of this is to reduce not only the surface temperature but it also reduces the amount of light available to plant life for photosynthesis as well as for solar panels.  This effect is called Global Cooling.

For whatever reason, Global Cooling gets mentioned much less often.  While this is probably in part because it is less understood (and indeed at the time of writing that article they did not know of the cause) it's probably just because Global Cooling doesn't sound as scary.  However, consider now that the Global Warming and Global Cooling effects are both occurring together, right now.  It has been argued that the Global Cooling phenomenon is serving to offset Global Warming effects so that Global Warming doesn't seem as bad as it is really is.

The problem here is how the atmosphere will respond in the years immediately after suspending combustion of coal, diesel and other particulate-rich fuels.  It is believed that if we stop burning these fuels, and perhaps replace these fuels with natural gas, there will be a very fast, significant and obvious increase in the global atmospheric temperature as cloud occurances return to natural rates.  This is of major concern because we could create a situation where it would be impossible to safely stop burning dirty fuels without knowing we're doing it, and at this point we will have doomed the Earth as the Global Warming effect continues to accumulate.

So, I just wanted to clear up that this article doesn't exactly contradict prevailing climate theory.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 02:51:47 pm »
We wouldn't have doomed the Earth, we would have merely doomed ourselves (as the Doomsday Theory predicts; it basically says that any technologically advanced civilisation will eventually destroy itself with its own creations, somehow or other. It's also used as an answer as to why we haven't found any alien civilisations: all the nearby ones have blown themselves up). The Earth doesn't particularly care about us, it's been going through the same cycle of global warming and subsequent cooling for countless millenia. We're merely accelerating the process.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 03:07:38 pm »
Yeah I used poor wording at the end but you get the idea.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 11:06:04 am »
MANBEARPIG IS REAL! i am SUPER DUPER SERIAL!


For those who are goin to say "your off topic hedkase"

Manbearpig is the creature that trey parker and Matt stone created for the al gore character instead of "global warming".

Both are imaginary, and Al gore will do ANYTHING to get you to believe it.

http://www.davidicke.com/
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 01:28:39 pm »
your off topic hedkase
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2010, 07:14:48 pm »
GOBAL WORMING !?!?!? OH NO THE WORMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! lol
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2010, 01:47:16 pm »
-sigh-

This guy reminds me of in high school when the kid that didn't have all cylinders firing in his brain would talk in class or to me. You tried to look away at the ground and not make eye contact with them...
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2010, 02:22:57 pm »
It reminds me of the whole 4channing "cool nerds" in our school, most of whom were in the anime club - and also Austin Palm (God that kid bugged the hell out of me, I always resisted my impulse to kick his face in).
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2010, 08:06:15 pm »
Remember when we saw him taking pictures with his dad's motorcycle at the library? Classic. Thread now hijacked.

Returning to topic: it was nice outside and I did not feel like I was going to be vaporized when I was laughing at this senior in high school having his hair combed by his mom and taking pictures in public with his parents.

Thus, I haven't experienced the effects of Global Warming yet and I find it interesting to note that Al Gore uses three times the average electricity of a normal consumer per month.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2010, 10:29:32 pm »
...I find it interesting to note that Al Gore uses three times the average electricity of a normal consumer per month.
Really? I thought Al Gore was against global warming.
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2010, 12:45:20 am »
That's the joke  :v
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Re: Global Worming
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2010, 03:55:38 pm »
Well he has to count the money he gets from his bullshit gobal warming during the night and feed it all into 10 atms in his house
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